ray allen just saved lebron from utter embarrassment 

jason statham plays the same character in every movie and its fucking awesome

i think we should destroy our governmment and start from scratch. 

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

i be speakin swaghili

theanticool:

1. kickassery 48-27

1. theanticool 48-27

2.dirtyyetclean22 44-31

2. mmend024 44-31

2. stogesbrosandhoes 44-31

3. mmaandgirls 43-27

4. joekoolgrap 37-23

5. bishalini 24-11

Mia:  murderofkrows 27-19

If I messed up, tell me.

coming for that number one spot

shout out to the homie jake shields. a win is a win. fuck the haters. 209 motherfucker. woop.

jim and pam might be the greatest tv couple of all time

• evans
• big country
• jimmo
• davis
• jordan

*who the fuck would pay to watch this card?

*shout out to the homie jake shields on the undercard, you’re probably gonna get knocked out, but I’ll be rooting for my fellow alumni

i forgot how good malcolm in the middle was 

Old people always fuck me during blackjack. I expect young kids to not follow simple blackjack etiquette just cuz they’re noobs, but old people doing that shit is just fucking annoying. Just another reason why I hate old people. 

vicemag:

“We gotta take the cartridge of democracy out of the NES of government and blow on it with the cleansing winds of change.”

underground music nigga i dont wanna make it

diorpaint:

#based for life - Lil B

diorpaint:

humans are so funny - Lil B

i got 4 french cigarettes left, only smoking them after every spurs win as a good luck charm

smoking a french cigarette in honor of tony parkers clutchness. woop woop woop.

lets go spurs. do us all a favor and beat the heat

i fucking hate bbq chips, they dont even taste like bbq

jebus fucking christ, if denver doesn’t want george karl and i had any brain in my noggin then i would happily welcome him to LA, but jim buss doesn’t have a brain so its not gonna happen